Memorize the first TEN lines (until “much better”). You get TWO MOs, when you learn the WHOLE poem and understand all the words.
It only was some days ago
that Lilly Lazy could not show
her homework that she should have done
(instead she’d had a lot of fun).
Her teacher was upset and cried,
so Lilly said, “Es tut mir Leid!”
“Don’t speak like that”, said Mr Herman.
In English, please, and not in German!
“I’m sorry, Sir!” She spat each letter.
The teacher said, “That is much better.
But tell me why you didn’t do
your homework as I told you to.”
“Oh Sir, it was against my will,
I could not work, I felt so ill.
I had to stay in bed all day,
the feeling did not go away!”
The teacher said, stretching his neck,
“I saw you in the discotheque.
You nasty girl” – his voice got higher -
“l am afraid you are a liar.
Until you show some more repentance,
you’ll have to write the English sentence
a hundred times and on the board:
Lies have bad wings – they are too short.”
Matt
Excellent!!!