{"id":9546,"date":"2013-06-20T22:06:01","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T21:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=9546"},"modified":"2020-02-07T15:06:22","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T14:06:22","slug":"ozeane-und-kaffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=9546","title":{"rendered":"Ozeane und Kaffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sch\u00f6\u00adnes Bei\u00adspiel f\u00fcr&nbsp;<em>(anti-)climax<\/em>:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ad-LifeProof-Schutzh\u00fclle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9547\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ad-LifeProof-Schutzh\u00fclle.jpg\" alt=\"Ad LifeProof Schutzh\u00fclle\" width=\"169\" height=\"224\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201eFl\u00fcs\u00adse, Seen, Ozea\u00adne\u201c ist <em>tri\u00adple&nbsp;<\/em>und&nbsp;<em>cli\u00admax&nbsp;<\/em>(die Fl\u00e4\u00adche des Was\u00adsers wird immer gr\u00f6\u00ad\u00dfer). Der \u201ever\u00adsch\u00fct\u00adte\u00adte Kaf\u00adfee\u201c ist zun\u00e4chst ein\u00admal ein&nbsp;<em>anti\u00adcli\u00admax<\/em>, denn ein Kaf\u00adfee\u00adfleck ist im Ver\u00adgleich zu einem Oze\u00adan l\u00e4cher\u00adlich&nbsp;klein.<\/p>\n<p>Gleich\u00adzei\u00adtig ist der Kaf\u00adfee aber auch ein&nbsp;<em>cli\u00admax&nbsp;<\/em>(vgl. \u201eselbst\u201c), denn es ist viel wahr\u00adschein\u00adli\u00adcher im (B\u00fcro-)Alltag Kaf\u00adfee zu ver\u00adsch\u00fct\u00adten (und das Han\u00addy dadurch unbrauch\u00adbar zu machen) als es ins Meer \/ in den Oze\u00adan fal\u00adlen zu lassen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sch\u00f6\u00adnes Bei\u00adspiel f\u00fcr&nbsp;(anti-)climax:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-9546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-sprache"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9546"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14370,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9546\/revisions\/14370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}