{"id":9265,"date":"2013-01-17T16:40:48","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T15:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=9265"},"modified":"2013-01-27T13:35:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T12:35:24","slug":"witty-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=9265","title":{"rendered":"Witty Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nach\u00addem mei\u00adne Q11 Sch\u00fc\u00adler als Haus\u00adauf\u00adga\u00adbe \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/?p=8957\">All My Gre\u00adat Excu\u00adses<\/a>\u201c gele\u00adsen hat\u00adten, soll\u00adten sie sich sel\u00adber \u201ewit\u00adty excu\u00adses\u201c aus\u00adden\u00adken. Hier mei\u00adne per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adli\u00adchen Favoriten:<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 15px;\">My brother-in-law\u2019s friend\u2019s father\u2019s grandmother\u2019s sister\u2019s aunt\u2019s turt\u00adle has died. Oh my god, what a tra\u00adgic death it was. I was crying all night long and so I sim\u00adply could\u00adn\u2019t do my homework.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>I had put my home\u00adwork on my desk. Sud\u00adden\u00adly it caught fire. It seems that it was sim\u00adply too bad any\u00adway and God wan\u00adted to pro\u00adtect you from&nbsp;it.<\/li>\n<li>I could\u00adn\u2019t do my cur\u00adrent home\u00adwork becau\u00adse I spent the who\u00adle night doing my pre\u00advious homework.<\/li>\n<li>My mother lost a fin\u00adger while chop\u00adping car\u00adrots and bled all over my home\u00adwork. I wan\u00adted to spa\u00adre you that ghast\u00adly&nbsp;sight.<\/li>\n<li>I wan\u00adted to be a role model for my class\u00adma\u00adtes and memo\u00adri\u00adze my home\u00adwork by heart. So I put it under my pil\u00adlow becau\u00adse when I was a litt\u00adle girl my mother always told me that if I wan\u00adted to memo\u00adri\u00adze some\u00adthing I had bet\u00adter put it under my pil\u00adlow. As you know puber\u00adty is a kind of dise\u00ada\u00adse that makes your for\u00adget things all the time. So you can ima\u00adgi\u00adne whe\u00adre my home\u00adwork still&nbsp;is&nbsp;\u2026<\/li>\n<li>My mum had to do the home\u00adwork of all my seven brot\u00adhers and sis\u00adters and after that she was so exhaus\u00adted that she could\u00adn\u2019t do mine any&nbsp;more.<\/li>\n<li>My dad took all night to finish my home\u00adwork and in the mor\u00adning he acci\u00adden\u00adtal\u00adly took it with him to his office.<\/li>\n<li>I did\u00adn\u2019t do the dis\u00adhes, so my mother took reven\u00adge and bur\u00adned my homework.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nach\u00addem mei\u00adne Q11 Sch\u00fc\u00adler als Haus\u00adauf\u00adga\u00adbe \u201eAll My Gre\u00adat Excu\u00adses\u201c gele\u00adsen hat\u00adten, soll\u00adten sie sich sel\u00adber \u201ewit\u00adty excu\u00adses\u201c aus\u00adden\u00adken. Hier mei\u00adne per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adli\u00adchen Favoriten:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-9265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-verschiedenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9265"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9290,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9265\/revisions\/9290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}