Stu\u00addy the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing poem and learn the first TWO stanz\u00adas by heart.<\/p>\n
You can win two MRs if you memo\u00adri\u00adze the WHOLE poem. Look up the mea\u00adning and cor\u00adrect pro\u00adnun\u00adcia\u00adti\u00adon of unknown words at PONS<\/a>.<\/p>\n I star\u00adted on my homework, I trip\u00adped and drop\u00adped my homework My mother ran my homework Tor\u00adna\u00addoes blew my notes away. Some ali\u00adens abduc\u00adted<\/a> me. I work\u00aded on the\u00adse excuses
\nbut my pen ran out of ink.
\nMy hams\u00adter ate my homework
\nMy computer\u2019s on the blink<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nin the soup my mom was cooking.
\nMy brot\u00adher flus\u00adhed it down the toilet
\nwhen I wasn\u2019t looking.<\/p>\n
\nthrough the washer and the dryer.
\nAn air\u00adplane cra\u00ads\u00adhed into our house.
\nMy home\u00adwork caught on fire.<\/p>\n
\nVol\u00adca\u00adnoes rocked our town.
\nMy books were taken hos\u00adta\u00adge<\/a>
\nby an evil kil\u00adler clown.<\/p>\n
\nI had a shark attack.
\nA pira\u00adte swi\u00adped<\/a> my homework
\nand refu\u00adsed to give it back.<\/p>\n
\nso dar\u00adned<\/a> long my tea\u00adcher said,
\n\u201cI think you\u2019ll find it\u2019s easier
\nto do the work instead.\u201d<\/p>\n