{"id":6072,"date":"2010-10-15T13:36:25","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T12:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=6072"},"modified":"2019-01-10T16:34:01","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T15:34:01","slug":"marricalypse-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=6072","title":{"rendered":"Marricalypse Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LK-Abitur 2002-II, Topic 2: \u201cOnce you are mar\u00adried you are done for.\u201d Would you sub\u00adscri\u00adbe to this&nbsp;view?<\/p>\n<p>Von&nbsp;<strong>Peter Grandl<\/strong>:<!--more--><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Marricalypse Now<\/h4>\n<p>What has Coppola\u00b4s Viet\u00adnam-war mas\u00adter\u00adpie\u00adce to do with mar\u00adria\u00adge?&nbsp;At first glan\u00adce not\u00adhing, but if you look clo\u00adser you see Cap\u00adtain Wil\u00adlard and his team going down the river and get\u00adting more and more men\u00adtal\u00adly dis\u00ador\u00adde\u00adred. Quite the same hap\u00adpens to mar\u00adried peo\u00adp\u00adle: at first top, then more and more&nbsp;flop.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s take a nor\u00admal Satur\u00adday of a sin\u00adgle: You get up at one p.m. and your head is aching becau\u00adse of last night\u2019s par\u00adty which las\u00adted until half-past-six in the mor\u00adning. Then you have a short break\u00adfast with Kellogg\u2019s and hea\u00adda\u00adche tablets. In the after\u00adnoon you meet with your three best fri\u00adends at your favou\u00adri\u00adte pub and watch Bay\u00adern Munich. After that you go home, have din\u00adner and then you go to a dis\u00adco and again cele\u00adbra\u00adte till&nbsp;dawn.<\/p>\n<p>Not so if you are mar\u00adried! Then you get up at half-past-six in the mor\u00adning becau\u00adse the dog, which your wife wan\u00adted to have so bad\u00adly, is bar\u00adking and wants to be taken for a walk. Back home again you\u2019re total\u00adly wet and in a foul mood becau\u00adse of the lou\u00adsy wea\u00adther out\u00adside. And then the break\u00adfast: vege\u00adta\u00adri\u00adan, becau\u00adse your wife has recent\u00adly deci\u00added to try vege\u00adta\u00adri\u00adan food. Then, wit\u00adhout meat in your sto\u00admach, you have to go on a long walk and enjoy the beau\u00adtiful natu\u00adre, that you have seen a thou\u00adsands times befo\u00adre, tog\u00ade\u00adther with your gab\u00adbing&nbsp;wife.<\/p>\n<p>At home you see only a five minu\u00adte sum\u00adma\u00adry of the best Bay\u00adern Munich match in histo\u00adry and you\u00b4re jea\u00adlous of your fri\u00adends who wat\u00adched the who\u00adle game at the pub on SKY Sport HD and are now&nbsp;cele\u00adbra\u00adting the vic\u00adto\u00adry in a club. Of cour\u00adse you are at home and watch ano\u00adther kit\u00adschy and sen\u00adti\u00admen\u00adtal Rosa\u00admun\u00adde Pilcher with your wife, who falls asleep after ten minu\u00adtes but imme\u00addia\u00adte\u00adly wakes up when you secret\u00adly try to switch to ano\u00adther program.<\/p>\n<p>When the movie final\u00adly is over you go to bed, but you can\u00b4t sleep becau\u00adse the very thought that Bay\u00adern Munich will be in the Cham\u00adpi\u00adons-League final next Satur\u00adday&nbsp;and will have the his\u00adto\u00adri\u00adcal chan\u00adce to win the tri\u00adple and again you won\u2019t be able to see the match, keeps you&nbsp;awake.<\/p>\n<p>So I agree with what someone once said: \u201eAll mar\u00adria\u00adges are hap\u00adpy.&nbsp; It\u2019s the living tog\u00ade\u00adther after\u00adward that cau\u00adses all the trouble.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LK-Abitur 2002-II, Topic 2: \u201cOnce you are mar\u00adried you are done for.\u201d Would you sub\u00adscri\u00adbe to this&nbsp;view? 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