{"id":563,"date":"2007-03-28T09:06:53","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T08:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=563"},"modified":"2010-01-01T15:15:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T14:15:40","slug":"six-word-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"Six Word Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vor kur\u00adzem habe ich \u00fcber Geschich\u00adten geschrie\u00adben, die <a title=\"Mini-Sagas\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/?p=485\">nur aus 50 W\u00f6r\u00adtern bestehen<\/a>. Es geht aber auch noch viel k\u00fcr\u00adzer. Heming\u00adway hat angeb\u00adlich \u201eFor sale: baby shoes, never worn.\u201c als sei\u00adne bes\u00adte Geschich\u00adte bezeich\u00adnet. Hier drei wei\u00adte\u00adre Beispiele:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Lon\u00adged for him. Got him.&nbsp;Shit.<\/p>\n<p>Lie detec\u00adtor eye\u00adglas\u00adses per\u00adfec\u00adted: Civi\u00adliza\u00adti\u00adon collapses.<\/p>\n<p>The baby\u2019s blood type? Human, mostly.<\/p>\n<p>Ich habe die Geschich\u00adten kopiert und die Autoren ent\u00adfernt, so dass man eine sch\u00f6\u00adne <a title=\"Six Word Stories\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/misc\/six_word_stories.doc\">Lis\u00adte <\/a>hat, aus der man wie\u00adder\u00adum eine eige\u00adne Aus\u00adwahl zusam\u00admen\u00adstel\u00adlen&nbsp;kann.<\/p>\n<p>Hier <a title=\"Six Word Stories - Jochen\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/misc\/six_word_stories_jochen.doc\">mei\u00adne Zusam\u00admen\u00adstel\u00adlung<\/a> der m.E. bes\u00adten Geschichten.<\/p>\n<p>Hier noch ein paar Varia\u00adtio\u00adnen spe\u00adzi\u00adell f\u00fcr frus\u00adtrier\u00adte Lehrer:<\/p>\n<p>Wan\u00adted to teach. Final\u00adly did.&nbsp;Shit.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong job. Was\u00adted day. Next&nbsp;paper.<\/p>\n<p>Mind of their own. Damn students.<\/p>\n<p>Womb. Bloom. STUDENTS. Doom. Gloom. Tomb.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Wired\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/14.11\/sixwords.html\">Wired \u2013 Very Short Sto\u00adries<\/a> \/ <a title=\"Guardian\" href=\"http:\/\/books.guardian.co.uk\/originalfiction\/story\/0,,2041548,00.html\">Guar\u00addi\u00adan \u2013 To cut a long sto\u00adry short<\/a> (Tipp von <strong>Bj\u00f6rn B\u00fccker<\/strong>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vor kur\u00adzem habe ich \u00fcber Geschich\u00adten geschrie\u00adben, die nur aus 50 W\u00f6r\u00adtern bestehen. Es geht aber auch noch viel k\u00fcr\u00adzer. Heming\u00adway hat angeb\u00adlich \u201eFor sale: baby shoes, never worn.\u201c als sei\u00adne bes\u00adte Geschich\u00adte bezeich\u00adnet. Hier drei wei\u00adte\u00adre Beispiele:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9,10,66],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-literature","tag-schuler","tag-short-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4860,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/4860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}