{"id":5344,"date":"2010-03-18T18:07:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T17:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=5344"},"modified":"2020-12-30T14:47:31","modified_gmt":"2020-12-30T12:47:31","slug":"it-was-the-dog-and-not-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=5344","title":{"rendered":"It Was the Cat and Not the&nbsp;Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201eI\u2019ve for\u00adgot\u00adten my home\u00adwork\u201c habe ich im Lau\u00adfe mei\u00adnes Leh\u00adrer\u00adda\u00adseins schon so oft geh\u00f6rt, dass ich es ein\u00adfach nicht mehr h\u00f6ren kann. (Und dass es in den meis\u00adten F\u00e4l\u00adlen \u201eI did\u00adn\u2019t do\u201c statt \u201eI\u2019ve for\u00adgot\u00adten\u201c hei\u00ad\u00dfen m\u00fcss\u00adte, wis\u00adsen auch alle Betei\u00adlig\u00adten.) Des\u00adhalb hono\u00adrie\u00adre ich wit\u00adzi\u00adge \/ bizar\u00adre \/ \u00fcber\u00adra\u00adschen\u00adde Begr\u00fcn\u00addun\u00adgen f\u00fcr feh\u00adlen\u00adde Hausaufgaben:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>\u201eThe cat tore my assignment.\u201c<\/li><li>\u201eMy prin\u00adter has a built-in arti\u00adfi\u00adci\u00adal intel\u00adli\u00adgence and so it refu\u00adsed to print my dull composition.\u201c<\/li><li>\u201eMy home\u00adwork was bea\u00admed away by stran\u00adge litt\u00adle crea\u00adtures with fun\u00adny anten\u00adnae on their tri\u00adan\u00adgu\u00adlar&nbsp;heads.\u201c<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unnamed.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11914\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"unnamed\" class=\"wp-image-11914\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unnamed.jpg 640w, https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unnamed-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\"><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Wenn die Geschich\u00adte rich\u00adtig gut ist, z\u00e4hlt die ver\u00adges\u00adse\u00adne Haus\u00adauf\u00adga\u00adbe nur ein statt nor\u00adma\u00adler\u00adwei\u00adse zwei <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jochenlueders.de\/?p=354\">MOs<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inspi\u00adriert hat mich <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughteryogaamerica.com\/4fun\/grow\/teacher-man-1848.php\">die\u00adse wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adre Pas\u00adsa\u00adge<\/a> aus Frank McCourt\u2019s<a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughteryogaamerica.com\/4fun\/grow\/teacher-man-1848.php\">&nbsp;<\/a><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.de\/Teacher-Man-Frank-McCourt\/dp\/0007173997\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1426415823&amp;sr=8-1\">Tea\u00adcher Man<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Das\u00adsel\u00adbe gilt f\u00fcr <strong>Ver\u00adsp\u00e4\u00adtun\u00adgen<\/strong>: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI had hard\u00adly left my home when sud\u00adden\u00adly weird green crea\u00adtures with fun\u00adny anten\u00adnae on their heads kid\u00adnap\u00adped&nbsp;me&nbsp;\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was sit\u00adting slee\u00adpi\u00adly in the bus when I sud\u00adden\u00adly saw the most beau\u00adtiful&nbsp;girl&nbsp;\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou pro\u00adba\u00adb\u00adly know that I often go jog\u00adging befo\u00adre school. So this mor\u00adning when I was run\u00adning as usu\u00adal through our park, I suddenly&nbsp;\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pas\u00adsend dazu das fol\u00adgen\u00adde&nbsp;Video:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Morning Routine\" width=\"629\" height=\"354\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T5RO64yUfPI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Die \u00dcber\u00adschrift spielt zum einen auf <a href=\"http:\/\/nfs.sparknotes.com\/romeojuliet\/page_186.html\">Romeo and Juliet<\/a> an (vgl. Zei\u00adle 2), au\u00dfer\u00addem auf <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/directory\/m\/my_dog_ate_my_homework.asp\">die\u00adse belieb\u00adte Aus\u00adre\u00adde<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eI\u2019ve for\u00adgot\u00adten my home\u00adwork\u201c habe ich im Lau\u00adfe mei\u00adnes Leh\u00adrer\u00adda\u00adseins schon so oft geh\u00f6rt, dass ich es ein\u00adfach nicht mehr h\u00f6ren kann. (Und dass es in den meis\u00adten F\u00e4l\u00adlen \u201eI did\u00adn\u2019t do\u201c statt \u201eI\u2019ve for\u00adgot\u00adten\u201c hei\u00ad\u00dfen m\u00fcss\u00adte, wis\u00adsen auch alle Betei\u00adlig\u00adten.) Des\u00adhalb hono\u00adrie\u00adre ich wit\u00adzi\u00adge \/ bizar\u00adre \/ \u00fcber\u00adra\u00adschen\u00adde Begr\u00fcn\u00addun\u00adgen f\u00fcr feh\u00adlen\u00adde Hausaufgaben:&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11,77],"class_list":["post-5344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-unterricht","tag-verschiedenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5344"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14911,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5344\/revisions\/14911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}