{"id":431,"date":"2007-02-16T15:24:17","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T14:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/wordpress\/?p=431"},"modified":"2024-12-14T13:27:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-14T12:27:48","slug":"puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u2026 mache ich ger\u00adne als warm-up <\/em>am Anfang der Stun\u00adde oder (falls noch ein paar Minu\u00adten \u00fcbrig sind) am Stun\u00adden\u00aden\u00adde<\/a>. Um die ver\u00adschie\u00adde\u00adnen Bedeu\u00adtun\u00adgen zu erkl\u00e4\u00adren wech\u00adseln wir ins Deut\u00adsche. Gute Wort\u00adspie\u00adle von Sch\u00fc\u00adlern wer\u00adden nat\u00fcr\u00adlich immer mit einem MO hono\u00adriert<\/a>. Hier ein paar mei\u00adner favou\u00adri\u00adtes<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

1. A bicy\u00adcle can\u2019t stand on its own becau\u00adse it\u2019s too tired \/ two tired (zwei Reifen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. A boi\u00adled egg in the mor\u00adning is hard to beat (nicht zu \u00fcber\u00adtref\u00adfen \/ aufzuschlagen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. A man was arres\u00adted at the air\u00adport, just becau\u00adse he was gree\u00adting his cou\u00adsin Jack! All he had said was \u201eHi Jack\u201c (hijack: entf\u00fchren).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Arti\u00adfi\u00adci\u00adal kne\u00ades and elbows were deve\u00adlo\u00adped during a joint pro\u00adject (joint: Gelenk \/ gemeinsam)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Artists know whe\u00adre to draw the line (zeich\u00adnen \/ Gren\u00adze ziehen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Doc\u00adtors feel fine on ships becau\u00adse they are accus\u00adto\u00admed to see \/ sea sickness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. If you are pre\u00adpa\u00adring a pre\u00adsen\u00adta\u00adti\u00adon about guns, be sure to know how to use bul\u00adlets (Kugeln \/ Aufz\u00e4hlungszeichen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. If you said you were from South Ame\u00adri\u00adca, I would not Boli\u00advia (belie\u00adve you).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. In the old days, yel\u00adling at your neigh\u00adbor across the street was a long distance call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. It\u2019s bet\u00adter to love a short girl than not a tall (not at all).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Mara\u00adthon run\u00adners with bad shoes suf\u00adfer the pain of defeat (the feet).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. One day an Eng\u00adlish grammar tea\u00adcher was loo\u00adking ill. A stu\u00addent asked, \u201eWhat\u2019s the mat\u00adter?\u201c \u201eTen\u00adse,\u201c ans\u00adwe\u00adred the tea\u00adcher. The stu\u00addent pau\u00adsed, then con\u00adtin\u00adued, \u201eWhat was the mat\u00adter? What has been the mat\u00adter? What had been the mat\u00adter \u2026 ?\u201c (ten\u00adse: ange\u00adspannt \/ gram\u00admat. Zeit)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Rea\u00adding while sun\u00adbathing makes you well red (well-read).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Santa\u2019s hel\u00adpers are sub\u00ador\u00addi\u00adna\u00adte clau\u00adses (cf. San\u00adta Claus unter\u00adge\u00adord\u00adne\u00adte Nebens\u00e4tze).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Seven days wit\u00adhout a pun makes one weak (week).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Some peo\u00adp\u00adle still think that wri\u00adting long sto\u00adries is a novel ide\u00adal (neu \/ Roman).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. Someone who makes bicy\u00adcle wheels is a spo\u00adkes per\u00adson (Spre\u00adcher \/ Speiche).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bana\u00adna (Frucht\u00adflie\u00adgen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. Under\u00adta\u00adkers usual\u00adly have a gra\u00adve atti\u00adtu\u00adde even if they are dying to get busi\u00adness (gra\u00adve: ernst\u00adhaft \/ Grab, die to do = unbe\u00addingt etwas tun wollen).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. Upon dis\u00adco\u00adve\u00adring her child\u00adren play\u00ading with matches, their mother was fla\u00adming mad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. Wai\u00adting for her pho\u00adtos to be deve\u00adlo\u00adped, a young girl sang, \u201cSome day my prints (prin\u00adce) will come.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. When a clock is hun\u00adgry, it goes back four seconds (Sekun\u00adden \/ zwei\u00adter Gang).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she would die (dye).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. When I talk to her about com\u00adpu\u00adters, I make my mother\u00adboard (mother bored).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. When Ruth fell off the motor\u00adcy\u00adcle her boy\u00adfri\u00adend dro\u00adve on Ruthl\u00adess\u00adly (ohne Ruth \/ r\u00fccksichtslos).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. When she mar\u00adried she got a new name and a dress (address).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. When the lover met his girl again on a fog\u00adgy day, he whispe\u00adred, \u201cI mist (missed) you\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. When their boy was litt\u00adle, they only got rest after son down (son \u201edown\u201c, i.e. in bed \/ sundown).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. When two ego\u00adtists meet, it\u2019s an I for an I (Bible: eye for an eye).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. You can tune a pia\u00adno but you can\u2019t tuna-fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026 mache ich ger\u00adne als warm-up am Anfang der Stun\u00adde oder (falls noch ein paar Minu\u00adten \u00fcbrig sind) am Stun\u00adden\u00aden\u00adde. Um die ver\u00adschie\u00adde\u00adnen Bedeu\u00adtun\u00adgen zu erkl\u00e4\u00adren wech\u00adseln wir ins Deut\u00adsche. Gute Wort\u00adspie\u00adle von Sch\u00fc\u00adlern wer\u00adden nat\u00fcr\u00adlich immer mit einem MO hono\u00adriert. Hier ein paar mei\u00adner favourites:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[19,11],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-humour","tag-unterricht"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17333,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions\/17333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}