Pas\u00adsend zur Jah\u00adres\u00adzeit mal etwas Besinn\u00adli\u00adches von X.J. Kennedy:<\/p>\n
A Visit from St. Sigmund<\/strong><\/p>\n T\u2019was the night befo\u00adre Christ\u00admas, when all through each kid Pas\u00adsend zur Jah\u00adres\u00adzeit mal etwas Besinn\u00adli\u00adches von X.J. Kennedy:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-schuler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15227,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/15227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nNot an Ego was stir\u00adring, not even an Id.
\nThe han\u00adgups were hung by the chim\u00adney with care
\nIn hopes that St. Sig\u00admund Freud soon would be there.
\nThe child\u00adren in scream class had kno\u00adcked off their screams,
\nLet\u00adting Jun\u00adgi\u00adan arche\u00adty\u00adpes dance through their dreams,
\nAnd Mam\u00adma with her bra off and I on her lap
\nHad just snug\u00adg\u00adled down when a vast thunderclap
\nBoo\u00admed up from my uncon\u00adcious aro\u00adse such a clatter
\nAs Bap\u00adtist John\u2019s tee\u00adth made on Salome\u2019s platter.
\nAway from my dar\u00adling I flew like a flash,
\nTore straight to the bath\u00adroom and threw up, and \u2013 smash!
\nThrough the win\u00addow\u00adpa\u00adne hurt\u00adled and boun\u00adced on the floor
\nA big brick \u2013 holy smo\u00adke, it was hard to ignore.
\nAs I heard fur\u00adther thun\u00adder\u00adclaps \u2013lo and behold\u2013
\nCame a litt\u00adle psych\u00adia\u00adtrist eigh\u00adty years old.
\nHe dro\u00adve a whee\u00adled couch pul\u00adled by five fat psychoses
\nAnd the gleam in his eye might indu\u00adce a hypnosis.
\nLike sub\u00adli\u00admi\u00adnal mea\u00adnings his cour\u00adsers they came
\nAnd, con\u00adsul\u00adting his note\u00adbook, he cal\u00adled them by name:
\n\u201eNow Schi\u00adzo, now Fetish, now Fear of Castration!
\nOn Para\u00adnoia! on Penis-fixation!
\nAch, yes, that big brick through your glass I should mention:
\nJust a simp\u00adle device to com\u00adpel your attention.
\nYou need, boy, to be in an analyst\u2019s power:
\nYou talk, I take notes \u2013 fif\u00adty schil\u00adlings an hour.\u201c
\nA bag full of sym\u00adbols he\u2019d slung on his back;
\nHe loo\u00adked smug as a junk-pedd\u00adler laden with smack
\nOr a shrewd poli\u00adti\u00adci\u00adan soli\u00adci\u00adting votes
\nAnd his chin\u00adbe\u00adard was stiff as a star\u00adched billygoat\u2019s.
\nThen lay\u00ading one fin\u00adger asi\u00adde of his nose,
\nHe chort\u00adled, \u201eWhat means this? Mein Gott, I suppose
\nThere\u2019s a mea\u00adning in fin\u00adgers, in cand\u00adles, und wicks,
\nIn mou\u00adse\u00adholes und dough\u00adnut holes, stee\u00adp\u00adles und sticks.
\nYou see, it\u2019s the immi\u00adnent pro\u00ads\u00adpect of sex
\nThat makes all us humans run \u201around till we\u2019\u00adre wrecks,
\nUnd each inno\u00adcent infant sin\u00adce peo\u00adp\u00adle began
\nWants to bed with his mom\u00adma und kill his old man;
\nSo never you fear that you\u2019\u00adre sick as a swine \u2013
\nYour han\u00adgups are every sane person\u2019s und mine.
\nEven Ham\u00adlet was hot for his mom \u2013 there\u2019s the rub;
\nEven Oedi\u00adpus Club\u00adfoot was one of the club.
\nHmmm, that\u2019s humor uncon\u00adcious.\u201c He gave me rib pokes
\nAnd for almost two hours explai\u00adned phal\u00adlic jokes.
\nThen he sprang to his couch, to his crew gave a nod,
\nAnd away they all flew like the con\u00adcept of God.
\nIn the worst of my dreams I can hear him shout still,
\n\u201eMer\u00adry Christ\u00admas to all! In the mail comes my bill.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"