{"id":1289,"date":"2008-04-03T08:31:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T07:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2009-09-05T17:39:21","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T16:39:21","slug":"hair-today-no-her-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Hair Today, No Her Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026 ist ein wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adres Gedicht von Bri\u00adan Pat\u00adten<\/a>, auf das mich Sabi\u00adne Dau\u00adner<\/strong> auf\u00admerk\u00adsam gemacht hat:<\/p>\n

HAIR TODAY, NO HER TOMORROW<\/p>\n

\u201aI\u201cve been ups\u00adtairs, she said.
\n\u201aOh yes?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI found a hair,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aA hair?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aIn the bed,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aFrom a head?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aIt\u2019s not mine,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aWas it black?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aIt was,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aI\u2019ll explain,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aYou swi\u00adne,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aNot quite,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI\u2019m going,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aPlea\u00adse don\u2019t,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI hate you!\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aYou do?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aOf cour\u00adse!\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aBut why?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aThat black hair,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aA pity,\u2018 I said.<\/p>\n

\u201aTime for truth,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aFor con\u00adfes\u00adsi\u00adons?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aMe too,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aYou what?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aSomeone else,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aOh dear,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aSo the\u00adre!\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aAh well,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aGuess who?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aDon\u2019t say,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI will,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aYou would,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aYour fri\u00adend,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aOh damn,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aAnd his fri\u00adend,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aHim too?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aAnd the rest,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aGood God!\u2018 I said.<\/p>\n

\u201aWhat\u2019s that?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aWhat\u2019s what?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aThat noi\u00adse?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aUps\u00adtairs?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aYes,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aThe new cat,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aA cat?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aIt\u2019s black,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aBlack?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aLong-hai\u00adred,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aOh no,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aOh yes,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aOh shit!\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aGood\u00adbye,\u2018 I said.<\/p>\n

\u201aI lied,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aYou lied?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aOf cour\u00adse,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aAbout my fri\u00adend?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aY\u2011ess,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aAnd the others?\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aUgh,\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aHow odd,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI\u2019m for\u00adgi\u00adven?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aOf cour\u00adse,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aI\u2019ll stay?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aPlea\u00adse don\u2019t,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aBut why?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aI lied,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aAbout what?\u2018 she said.
\n\u201aThe new cat,\u2018 I said.
\n\u201aIt\u2019s white,\u2018 I said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026 ist ein wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adres Gedicht von Bri\u00adan Pat\u00adten, auf das mich Sabi\u00adne Dau\u00adner auf\u00admerk\u00adsam gemacht hat:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[19,9,64],"class_list":["post-1289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-humour","tag-literature","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4085,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions\/4085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}