Immer wie\u00adder sch\u00f6n, wenn man einem Ver\u00adtre\u00adtungs\u00adleh\u00adrer irgend\u00adwel\u00adche M\u00e4r\u00adchen erz\u00e4h\u00adlen kann:<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s the rule for what to do
\nIf ever your tea\u00adcher has the flu
\nOr for some other reason takes to her bed
\nAnd a dif\u00adfe\u00adrent tea\u00adcher comes instead<\/p>\n
When the visi\u00adting tea\u00adcher hangs up her hat
\nWri\u00adtes the date on the board, does this or that
\nAlways remem\u00adber, you have to say this,
\nOUR tea\u00adcher never does that, Miss!<\/p>\n
When you want to chan\u00adge places or wan\u00adder about
\nOr feel like get\u00adting the gui\u00adnea pig out
\nNever for\u00adget, the mes\u00adsa\u00adge is this,
\nOUR tea\u00adcher always lets us, Miss!<\/p>\n
Then, when your tea\u00adcher returns next day
\nAnd com\u00adplains about the paint or clay
\nRemem\u00adber the\u00adse words, you just say this:
\nThat OTHER tea\u00adcher told us to, Miss!<\/p>\n
Von Allen Ahlberg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Immer wie\u00adder sch\u00f6n, wenn man einem Ver\u00adtre\u00adtungs\u00adleh\u00adrer irgend\u00adwel\u00adche M\u00e4r\u00adchen erz\u00e4h\u00adlen kann: Here\u2019s the rule for what to do If ever your tea\u00adcher has the flu Or for some other reason takes to her bed And a dif\u00adfe\u00adrent tea\u00adcher comes instead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}