{"id":1102,"date":"2008-01-21T11:00:50","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T10:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2016-02-02T18:02:03","modified_gmt":"2016-02-02T17:02:03","slug":"the-creature-in-the-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=1102","title":{"rendered":"The Creature in the Classroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neu\u00adlich in einer die\u00adser end\u00adlo\u00adsen, \u00f6den Stunden&nbsp;\u2026<\/p>\n<p>It appeared insi\u00adde our classroom<br>\nat a quar\u00adter after&nbsp;ten,<br>\nit gob\u00adbled up the blackboard,<br>\nthree era\u00adsers and a&nbsp;pen.<br>\nIt gob\u00adbled teacher\u2019s apple<br>\nand it bop\u00adped her with the&nbsp;core.<br>\n\u201cHow dare you!\u201d she responded.<br>\n\u201cYou must lea\u00adve us \u2026 there\u2019s the&nbsp;door.\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The crea\u00adtu\u00adre didn\u2019t listen<br>\nbut descri\u00adbed an arabesque<br>\nas it gob\u00adbled all her pencils,<br>\nseven note\u00adbooks and her&nbsp;desk.<br>\nTea\u00adcher sta\u00adted very calmly,<br>\n\u201cSir! you sim\u00adply can\u00adnot&nbsp;stay.<br>\nI\u2019ll report you to the principal<br>\nunless you go&nbsp;away!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But the thing con\u00adtin\u00adued eating,<br>\nit ate paper, swal\u00adlo\u00adwed&nbsp;ink.<br>\nAs it gob\u00adbled up our homework,<br>\nI belie\u00adve I saw it&nbsp;wink.<br>\nTea\u00adcher final\u00adly lost her temper.<br>\n\u201cOUT!\u201d she shou\u00adted at the creature.<br>\nThe crea\u00adtu\u00adre hop\u00adped bes\u00adi\u00adde&nbsp;her<br>\nand GLOPP \u2026 it gob\u00adbled teacher.<\/p>\n<p>Von <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackprelutsky.com\/\">Jack Pre\u00adlut\u00adsky<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neu\u00adlich in einer die\u00adser end\u00adlo\u00adsen, \u00f6den Stun\u00adden&nbsp;\u2026 It appeared insi\u00adde our class\u00adroom at a quar\u00adter after&nbsp;ten, it gob\u00adbled up the black\u00adboard, three era\u00adsers and a&nbsp;pen. It gob\u00adbled teacher\u2019s apple and it bop\u00adped her with the&nbsp;core. \u201cHow dare you!\u201d she respon\u00added. \u201cYou must lea\u00adve us \u2026 there\u2019s the&nbsp;door.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[19,64,10],"class_list":["post-1102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-humour","tag-poetry","tag-schuler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1102"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11394,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions\/11394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}