{"id":1101,"date":"2008-01-21T10:00:53","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T09:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=1101"},"modified":"2017-11-11T17:02:00","modified_gmt":"2017-11-11T16:02:00","slug":"homework-oh-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=1101","title":{"rendered":"HW Homework! Oh, Homework!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Memo\u00adri\u00adze (<em>aus\u00adwen\u00addig ler\u00adnen<\/em>) the first stan\u00adza (<em>Stro\u00adphe<\/em>) of the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing&nbsp;poem.<\/p>\n<p>If you memo\u00adri\u00adze all THREE stanz\u00adas and reci\u00adte (<em>vor\u00adtra\u00adgen<\/em>) them in the next les\u00adson you\u2019ll get 1 MR, but only if you pro\u00adno\u00adun\u00adce all the words cor\u00adrect\u00adly. Check the cor\u00adrect pro\u00adnun\u00adcia\u00adti\u00adon by cli\u00adcking on the dif\u00adfi\u00adcult&nbsp;words.<\/p>\n<p>Home\u00adwork! Oh, homework!<br>\nI hate you! You&nbsp;stink!<br>\nI wish I could wash you away in the&nbsp;sink,<br>\nIf only a&nbsp;bomb<br>\nWould explo\u00adde you to&nbsp;bits.<br>\nHome\u00adwork! Oh, homework!<br>\nYou\u2019\u00adre giving me fits. (<em>You make me&nbsp;very angry.<\/em>)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d rather take&nbsp;baths<br>\nWith a man-eating shark,<br>\nOr <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com\/definition\/english\/wrestle\">wrest\u00adle<\/a> (<em>rin\u00adgen mit<\/em>) a&nbsp;lion<br>\nAlo\u00adne in the&nbsp;dark,<br>\nEat <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com\/definition\/english\/spinach\">spin\u00adach<\/a> and&nbsp;liver,<br>\nPet ten <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com\/definition\/english\/porcupine\">por\u00adcu\u00adp\u00adi\u00adnes<\/a> (<em>Sta\u00adchel\u00adschwein<\/em>),<br>\nThan tack\u00adle (<em>anpa\u00adcken<\/em>)<em>&nbsp;<\/em>the home\u00adwork,<br>\nMy tea\u00adcher assigns (<em>auf\u00adge\u00adben<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Home\u00adwork! Oh, homework!<br>\nYou\u2019\u00adre last on my&nbsp;list,<br>\nI simp\u00adle can\u2019t&nbsp;see<br>\nWhy you even&nbsp;exist,<br>\nIf you just disappeared<br>\nIt would tick\u00adle me pink. (<em>I would be very hap\u00adpy.<\/em>)<br>\nHome\u00adwork! Oh, homework!<br>\nI hate you! You&nbsp;stink!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/oh\/brokaw\/homework.html\">Quel\u00adle<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Memo\u00adri\u00adze (aus\u00adwen\u00addig ler\u00adnen) the first stan\u00adza (Stro\u00adphe) of the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing&nbsp;poem. If you memo\u00adri\u00adze all THREE stanz\u00adas and reci\u00adte (vor\u00adtra\u00adgen) them in the next les\u00adson you\u2019ll get 1 MR, but only if you pro\u00adno\u00adun\u00adce all the words cor\u00adrect\u00adly. Check the cor\u00adrect pro\u00adnun\u00adcia\u00adti\u00adon by cli\u00adcking on the dif\u00adfi\u00adcult&nbsp;words. Home\u00adwork! Oh, home\u00adwork! I hate you! You&nbsp;stink! I&nbsp;wish&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[19,73,10],"class_list":["post-1101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-humour","tag-hw","tag-schuler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1101"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13441,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions\/13441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}