{"id":10026,"date":"2014-06-27T15:53:20","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T14:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=10026"},"modified":"2014-06-27T15:53:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T14:53:20","slug":"das-pubertier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=10026","title":{"rendered":"Das Pubertier"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sie waren s\u00fc\u00df. Sie waren nied\u00adlich. Jeden Milch\u00adzahn hat man als Mei\u00adlen\u00adstein gefei\u00adert. Doch irgend\u00adwann mutie\u00adren die Kin\u00adder in rasen\u00adder Geschwin\u00addig\u00adkeit von fr\u00f6h\u00adli\u00adchen, neu\u00adgie\u00adri\u00adgen und nett anzu\u00adschau\u00aden\u00adden M\u00e4d\u00adchen und Jun\u00adgen zu muf\u00adfe\u00adli\u00adgen, maul\u00adfau\u00adlen und hys\u00adte\u00adri\u00adschen Puber\u00adtie\u00adren. Aus rosi\u00adgen Kin\u00adder\u00adge\u00adsich\u00adtern wer\u00adden Pickel\u00adplan\u00adta\u00adgen. Nasen, Bei\u00adne und Hin\u00adter\u00adtei\u00adle wach\u00adsen in be\u00e4ngs\u00adti\u00adgen\u00addem Tem\u00adpo. Stim\u00admen klin\u00adgen wie ver\u00adstimm\u00adte Dudel\u00ads\u00e4\u00adcke, aber die Kom\u00admu\u00adni\u00adka\u00adti\u00adon scheint ohne\u00adhin pha\u00adsen\u00adwei\u00adse unm\u00f6g\u00adlich, denn das Hirn ist wegen Umbaus vor\u00ad\u00fcber\u00adge\u00adhend geschlossen.&nbsp;<!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Und doch ist da ein guter Kern. Irgend\u00adwo im Puber\u00adtier schlum\u00admert ein erwach\u00adse\u00adnes Wesen vol\u00adler G\u00fcte und Ver\u00adnunft. Man muss nur Geduld haben, bis es sich durch Ber\u00adge von Kla\u00admot\u00adten und lee\u00adren Pud\u00adding\u00adbe\u00adchern ans Tages\u00adlicht gew\u00fchlt hat. Ver\u00addammt noch&nbsp;mal!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Genau das rich\u00adti\u00adge Buch f\u00fcr dich, wenn du sel\u00adber kei\u00adne Kin\u00adder hast bzw. dei\u00adne eige\u00adnen Kin\u00adder schon so gro\u00df sind, dass du die Zeit ihrer Puber\u00adt\u00e4t schon wie\u00adder fast ver\u00adges\u00adsen hast. Nach der Lek\u00adt\u00fc\u00adre hat man wie\u00adder gro\u00ad\u00dfes Ver\u00adst\u00e4nd\u00adnis daf\u00fcr, dass das \u201eeigen\u00adver\u00adant\u00adwort\u00adli\u00adche\u201c Ler\u00adnen bei unse\u00adren Sch\u00fc\u00adlern an ihrer Faul\u00adheit eines \u201esar\u00addi\u00adschen Esels im August um die Mit\u00adtags\u00adzeit\u201c (S. 11) schei\u00adtert und dein mega-tol\u00adles Hand\u00adout \/ Arbeits\u00adblatt im all\u00adge\u00admei\u00adnen Zet\u00adtel\u00adwust ver\u00adlo\u00adren gegan\u00adgen&nbsp;ist.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.de\/Das-Pubertier-Jan-Weiler\/dp\/3463406551\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1403880348&amp;sr=8-1\">Jan Wei\u00adler \u201eDas Puber\u00adtier\u201c<\/a> (Ama\u00adzon)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sie waren s\u00fc\u00df. Sie waren nied\u00adlich. Jeden Milch\u00adzahn hat man als Mei\u00adlen\u00adstein gefei\u00adert. Doch irgend\u00adwann mutie\u00adren die Kin\u00adder in rasen\u00adder Geschwin\u00addig\u00adkeit von fr\u00f6h\u00adli\u00adchen, neu\u00adgie\u00adri\u00adgen und nett anzu\u00adschau\u00aden\u00adden M\u00e4d\u00adchen und Jun\u00adgen zu muf\u00adfe\u00adli\u00adgen, maul\u00adfau\u00adlen und hys\u00adte\u00adri\u00adschen Puber\u00adtie\u00adren. Aus rosi\u00adgen Kin\u00adder\u00adge\u00adsich\u00adtern wer\u00adden Pickel\u00adplan\u00adta\u00adgen. Nasen, Bei\u00adne und Hin\u00adter\u00adtei\u00adle wach\u00adsen in be\u00e4ngs\u00adti\u00adgen\u00addem Tem\u00adpo. Stim\u00admen klin\u00adgen wie ver\u00adstimm\u00adte Dudel\u00ads\u00e4\u00adcke,&nbsp;aber&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-10026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-verschiedenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10027,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10026\/revisions\/10027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}