{"id":1001,"date":"2007-12-16T12:57:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-16T11:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jochenenglish.de\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2012-01-05T13:11:16","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T12:11:16","slug":"the-impotence-of-proofreading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/?p=1001","title":{"rendered":"The Impotence of Proofreading"},"content":{"rendered":"

End\u00adlich eine \u00fcber\u00adzeu\u00adgen\u00adde Begr\u00fcn\u00addung, war\u00adum Kor\u00adrek\u00adtur\u00adle\u00adsen wich\u00adtig ist:<\/p>\n

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Has this ever hap\u00adpen\u00aded to you?
\nYou work very, very hor\u00adde on a paper for Eng\u00adlish clash
\nAnd still get a very glow raid like a D or even a D-
\nand all becau\u00adse you are the liver\u00adwurst spoi\u00adler in the wha\u00adle wide word
\nYes, pro\u00adofre\u00ada\u00adding your pep\u00adpers is a mat\u00adter of the the utmost impotence.This is a pro\u00adblem that affects man\u00adly, man\u00adly stu\u00addents all over the word.
\nI mys\u00adelf was such a bed spil\u00adler once upon a term
\nthat my Eng\u00adlish tor\u00adtu\u00adrer in my sopho\u00adm\u00adoric year,
\nMrs. Myth, she said I would never get into a good colleague.
\nAnd that\u2019s all I wan\u00adted, that\u2019s all any kid wants at that age
\njust to get into a good colleague.
\nNot just anal com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adty colleague,
\nbecau\u00adse I would\u00adn\u2019t be hap\u00adpy at just anal com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adty colleague.I real\u00adly need to be chal\u00adlen\u00adged, chal\u00adlen\u00adged menstrually
\nI nee\u00added a place that would offer me intellec\u00adtu\u00adal simulation,
\nI know this makes me sound like a stereo,
\nbut I real\u00adly wan\u00adted to go to an ivo\u00adry legal colleague.
\nSo if I did not improvement
\nor gone would be my dream of going to Har\u00advard, Jail, or Prison
\nin Pri\u00adson, New Jersey.<\/p>\n

So I got mys\u00adelf a spell checker
\nand figu\u00adred I was on Slea\u00adzy Street.<\/p>\n

But the\u00adre are seve\u00adral missed aches
\nthat a spell chuk\u00adker can\u2019t can\u2019t catch catch.
\nFor instant, if you acci\u00adden\u00adtal\u00adly lea\u00adve out word
\nyour spell exche\u00adquer won\u2019t put it in you.
\nAnd God for bil\u00adling pur\u00adpo\u00adses only
\nyou should have seri\u00adal pro\u00adblems with Tori Spelling
\nyour spell Chek\u00adhov might replace a word
\nwith one you had abso\u00adlut\u00ade\u00adly no detenti\u00adon of using.<\/p>\n

Becau\u00adse what do you want it to douch?
\nIt only does what you tell it to douche.
\nYou\u2019\u00adre the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
\nIt just goes to show you how embargo
\none care\u00adless litt\u00adle clit of the mouth can be.<\/p>\n

Which reminds me of this one time during my Juni\u00ador Mint.
\nThe tea\u00adcher took the paper that I had writ\u00adten on A Sale of Two Titties
\nNo I\u2019m cere\u00adal, I am cereal
\nshe read it out loud in front of all of my assmates.
\nIt was the most humi\u00addi\u00adfy\u00ading expe\u00adri\u00adence of my life,
\nbeing laug\u00adhed at pubically.<\/p>\n

So do yours\u00adelf a fla\u00advor and fol\u00adlow the\u00adse two Pis\u00adces of advice:
\nOne: The\u00adre is no pro\u00adsti\u00adtu\u00adte for careful editing.
\nAnd three: When it comes to proofreading,
\nthe red penis your friend.<\/p>\n

Spank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

End\u00adlich eine \u00fcber\u00adzeu\u00adgen\u00adde Begr\u00fcn\u00addung, war\u00adum Kor\u00adrek\u00adtur\u00adle\u00adsen wich\u00adtig ist:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[19,10],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alg","tag-humour","tag-schuler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8008,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions\/8008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jochenlueders.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}